The Naghaksake Corporation has holdings in a number of alternative energy enterprises. The main corporate entity, Naghaksake Manufacturing, has been processing waste in Japan, South Korea and the US since 1992 and, more recently, in India. Another of its subsidiaries, Naghaksake Clausiliid Resources, processes snail and slug slime for the cosmetics industry.
When asked what the company’s plans were for its new European venture, Mr. Nakamura said that it would be processing the energy resources of mucosa salivata, of which he asserted there was ample supply in the Jimena area. According Wickedpedia, this substance is produced principally by politicians in conjunction with aires calientis, largely just before election time, as well as by small children, particularly during Spring and Autumn. Naghaksake’s R&D department has apparently found a way to use the substance to create enough energy to supply small villages and towns but, in true Japanese business fashion, is looking to expanding its pioneering venture to larger cities throughout Europe. Its next factory is slated for Brussels.
(Sources: Naghaksake Corporation (Tokyo), Naghaksake Manufacturing, Naghaksake Clausiliid Resources Inc., Wickedpedia)
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