Sunday 28 December 2008

A factory for Jimena at last!

Factory (Agencies) Japanese multinational Naghaksake Corporation announced last week at a press conference in Tokyo that it will begin building a new factory in Spain in the New Year. The site chosen is in the municipality of Jimena de la Frontera! So far we have been unable to contact anyone at the Council to confirm this report (it is holiday season). However, it would seem likely that the site could be at the abandoned golf course in San Pablo or possibly at the as yet non-existent industrial estate at Barría, once the choice for an airport. Naghaksake spokesperson Itseki Nakamura did not specify when building would begin, though he did say that it is expected to provide employment for a significant number of local residents.>


The Naghaksake Corporation has holdings in a number of alternative energy enterprises. The main corporate entity, Naghaksake Manufacturing, has been processing waste in Japan, South Korea and the US since 1992 and, more recently, in India. Another of its subsidiaries, Naghaksake Clausiliid Resources, processes snail and slug slime for the cosmetics industry.
When asked what the company’s plans were for its new European venture, Mr. Nakamura said that it would be processing the energy resources of mucosa salivata, of which he asserted there was ample supply in the Jimena area. According Wickedpedia, this substance is produced principally by politicians in conjunction with aires calientis, largely just before election time, as well as by small children, particularly during Spring and Autumn. Naghaksake’s R&D department has apparently found a way to use the substance to create enough energy to supply small villages and towns but, in true Japanese business fashion, is looking to expanding its pioneering venture to larger cities throughout Europe. Its next factory is slated for Brussels.
(Sources: Naghaksake Corporation (Tokyo), Naghaksake Manufacturing, Naghaksake Clausiliid Resources Inc., Wickedpedia)

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